I and my wife are both on Facebook and we share the same password. Sometime back she got angry with me and blocked me on Facebook. Then she called me using FaceTime from the other room and said “Hey dude, what’s up.” My reply was, I have already un-blocked myself and blocked you. Lol!
Being an author and winner of numerous awards in blogging, she is quite popular. So, whenever we are on vacation, my job is to take the best shots of her, so she can get the maximum number of likes and comments. Yes, I do track them more than my salary. In fact, over the last 1 year, the growth rate of ‘Likes’ has been 312% and of ‘Comments’ 274%. And, the number of ‘Shares’ on any status is n multiplied by m, where n is the number of likes and m is the number of comments, and both are in decimals.
Even our maid named Sameera back in India is on Facebook and she is connected to my wife. Few weeks back Sameera saw a picture of my wife sitting next to me on the front passenger seat in our car and she mentioned to my mother back in India that my wife was driving the car. Sameera didn’t know in US it is left side driving, unlike in India. But you see how much analysis people do.
As you can imagine, I also spend a good amount of time on Facebook, not using the word ‘addicted’ intentionally. You see, being a male, likes, comments and shares are very hard to get. No wonder, I really hate when my male friends only comment on a young lady’s picture – Beautiful, Lovely, Gorgeous, Sexy. Don’t I have any of these qualities? May be I should start waxing my legs and doing my eyebrows. And then pose in a mini skirt 😛
Talking of Social Networking, one can hardly avoid Tagging – Sometimes I am tagged with like 50 others, most of whom I don’t even know, in a post which is not even relevant to me. I mean why should I be getting a request to like a page on Women’s lingerie? But still I sometimes ‘like’ if the product is good 🙂
By the way, have you heard of Candy Crush game? My wife used to get multiple requests in a day to play the same. Once she got so irritated that she posted on her timeline “According to recent studies, Candy Crush Saga is responsible for Diabetes in those who play it and Hypertension in those who get its request every now and then.” Since then the number of requests have decreased dramatically.
On LinkedIn, I have seen a new trend. I have noticed multiple posts saying, “If you are looking for a career in Canada, New Zealand, Singapore etc etc, we have multiple roles open – electrical engineers, computer, electronics, mechanical, civil, production, aeronautical engineers etc etc. Please like or comment on this post, so I can review your profile.” Such posts get like 10,000 likes and a couple thousand comments in a matter of minutes. However, I never really understood what all might fit in that ‘etc etc.’ Are there really such companies that can give us any kind of a job anywhere in the world so easily? If so, I would love to go to my dream destination Kazakhstan…please add that also to the post next time, so I can like or comment there 🙂
If you are also on Facebook or LinkedIn, it would be in your best interest to connect with me, because I will definitely ‘like’ or ‘comment’ on your posts every week, even if they don’t make any sense. And i would ‘like’ you to reciprocate 🙂
*It is a fictional article exaggerated to add Humor to it
Enjoyed reading this post 🙂
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Thanks, Vidhya. Welcome here 😀
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Nice one Alok 🙂
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Thanks a lot, Rekha. Welcome here 🙂
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Very entertaining. What is your wife’s name? Would love to know her authored book.
P.S- Did you change your password after that incident?
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Her name is Saru Singhal and she writes at http://www.sarusinghal.com. She co-authored a book titled Rousing Cadence, available on all major platforms.
Yes, i did change the password 😃
Thanks for reading.
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Thanks. I will check out the title book for sure.
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Sure. Thanks
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I connected with her on Indieblogger. Thanks.
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PLeasures of being married to a celebrity?!! 😀
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😊 😊 😊
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Great fun! I clicked ‘like’ for this post with great trepidation. lol
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Thanks a lot, Kalpanaa. Welcome here 😊
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Enjoyed the post Alok .. will definitely ‘connect ‘ with you .. and yes I am loving.. errr.. liking the post 😛
lol …
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Thank you so much, Kokila. Would be glad to connect with you 😊
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I love Saru’s poetry and if I am not wrong all those romantic ones are fr you 🙂 Lucky guy..
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😊 Yes, they are for me. Welcome here, Roohi
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If there is an extra seat I too would like to come to Kazakhstan. And the blocking and unblocking and reblocking sounded like real fun!
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Hahaha…Pleased you enjoyed it. Thanks, Mridula 🙂
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Great post Alok!!! I have already read your wife’s posts and also a great fan of her. 🙂
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Glad to know your throught, Arpita. Welcome 🙂
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LOL…Very funny read. Admire your sense of humor 🙂
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Thanks, Moon. Still improving on it…
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🙂
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Very interesting and enjoyable post. I got a clue how to get rid of Candy Crush game with this post. I will also apply the same because i am also getting a lot of request on daily basis.
🙂
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Yes, it did work for Saru. Thanks for stopping by 🙂
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So, Now I know…you’re Saru’s worse half 😛
Nice post, Alok, you’ve an enviable sense of humour… 🙂
P.S. I’ve hit the ‘like’ button for this post 😀
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Thanks for the ‘like’. I will surely stop by your work.
Welcome here 🙂
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Saru is definitely popular, I didn’t know you are the man behind her success! 🙂
This was a fun read, please keep dishing out more. 🙂
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I am also one of her ardent followers.
You might want to check my other humorous posts also. Thank you 😊
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Real Glad to meet the muse behind the poetess’ poetry…loved reading your post…
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Thank a lot, Datta. Pleasure having you here 😊
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WOnderful read Alok and I so agree with you on this topic! And Good to know that you are our Saru’s better half 🙂
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Thank you very much, Deepa. Warm welcome here 😊
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Wonderfully expressed, Alok 🙂
‘Likes’ are some treasure that everyone hankers after! Gathering Likes is a dangerous addiction!
Happy World Marriage Day to you & Saru 🙂
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Thank you, Anita.
Likes or not, I am happy that my friends are enjoying my work.
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Good Take Alok!
Loved Reading This.
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Thanks a lot, Neeraj 😊
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And whole time, I was sitting there imagining you, sir, in a mini skirt with waxed legs! 😛 😛 😀 LMAO!
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Hahaha, that would have been so cute 😉
Thanks for stopping by, Jot.
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Couldn’t help it! Your words are way too good!
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Pleasure reading your comment ☺️
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What a hilarious post. I went on laughing.
I was a Facebook addict, but since it was taking too much time and everyday I had to read so much useless posts that I eventfully quilted. I am happy with Google Plus, Twiiter, Linkedin and of course Indiblogger !
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Yes, it is indeed an addiction. In fact, blogging is helping me spend my useful time writing.
Thanks for being here, Amitabha.
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Yeah … Blogging is more creative and productive.
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Absolutely 😊
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Hahaha Alok. Saru is my friend and deserves her popularity. It’s good that you take it in such a sporting manner. My husband also has the same cribs about likes and comments especially on a woman’s post. 🙂
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Hahaha…numbers are so imporant for us. Alas!
Thanks for your generous comment, Rachna.
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Very entertaining, very funny! Thoroughly enjoyed the post 🙂 🙂
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Thank you so much, Ami. Welcome here 🙂
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Enjoyed your post:)
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Thank you, Harini. Welcome here 😊
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I enjoyed reading your post. Saru is indeed popular, and her fb status makes my day. 🙂 Very few people have her wit, or sense of humour.
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I am also learning the tricks from Saru 🙂
Thanks, Kiran.
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Nice blogger jodi…looks as if I shall start ” liking” your posts more…wonderful!(-:
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Thank you very much for ‘liking’ 😊
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Lol….though u mentioned fictional,u got most of it rite 🙂
And as for your wifie,she gives content for a wide range of readers and hence could succeed if i am not wrong.I am particularly interested in her creative poetry.So now that we are getting to knw your crearive side,sure you can expect likes,shares and comments too 😉
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Thanks a lot for a generous comment. Glad that you liked my work and good to know your thoughts about my wife’s poetry.
Welcome here 😊
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Nice work Alok.. Loved it 🙂
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Thank you, Anjali. Welcome here 😊
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I am sure Alok very soon you and your wife will be tracking the hits and comments on your posts vs on hers as well :D. Hahah, keeps the competitive spirit on :P.
And yeah, those posts on Linkedin about commenting for getting a job in NZ, US blah blah doesn’t make any sense to me. Just a way to get email IDs and maybe spam them later ;).
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In fact, I was just checking the stats for today…my best day ever till date for likes and comments 😊
Yes, on LinkedIn such posts are just a spam…and people madly reply there.
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That is a great post Alok. Really enjoyed reading it. 🙂
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Thank you, Avinash 😊
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Interesting! Agreed it is in my best interest to connect on Linked In and like the post there. Also think it will be in your best interest to enable Linked In share from your blog itself, so that is shared in a single click, opened from there too in a single click, and shows the traction on the blog.
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Agreed, I just enabled LinkedIn share option also.
Thank you for this insight 👍
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Lovely Read! loved that password incident,
U got my *Like*Comment 😀
Also, sometimes, it’s really gets annoying especially with games requests & tagging. I have disabled these options, practically. A new menacing monster, people add you to various closed/secret/open/private groups without bothering to respect your privacy! it’s very astonishing. Saru, I love your daily witticism/funny/adorable doses, I am huge fan of her amazing word power ❤ <3. I am now thankful that my hubby don't write LOL, but I guess it has some benefits also, like you get one intellectual buddy, a critic, always ready with words nukes…:-D Keep writing!
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🙂
I had to disable those game requests many times too…so annoying. I wonder how come people are so free anyway.
You know, i have been somehow added to Being Human group of Salman Khan by a friend and i find it so irritating, not because of the recent incident with Salman, but because i am least bothered about what is happening in his life. Some people are so crazy about celebrities.
Saru…Thanks to all her lovely friends, which keeps here motivated to do better 🙂
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So True! SK, Meh 😀 but SRK, anytime, 😀 Thanks goodness, twitter is somewhat different. What about these annoying, Like my page, like my event, come to this, share this, invite everyone you know. Alok, I guess, our new blog post- “FB ke charche” or “Wall Wall Ki Kahani” is already ready with our discussions. 😀
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That’s a good one – FB ke charche or Wall Wall ki kahani…we are all so influenced with social media these days. Huh!
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Wrote one blog-a poem echoing similar concerns- sharing link here, https://ruchi2312.wordpress.com/2015/05/20/nature-lost-1000speak/
thanks! Keep inspiring! Keep writing!
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Loved it…you are awesome with poems.
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Thank You! you have been kind 🙂 Keep Inspiring & Keep Walking! Best wishes
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awesome post 🙂
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Thank you so much 🙂
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This was a fun read, please keep them coming. You two make an awesome couple in every way. Need to learn more from you… especially about likes & comments. Remember we discussed it on FB a while ago? 🙂
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Hahaha, I can’t forget her!
You can read more such fun posts by going to the ‘Humor’ in Categories filter on right side.
Thank you very much ☺️
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